On a flight to Venusuale, a gentleman had a huge problem. He had made even several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. (More…)

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay
overnight. (More…)

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion llowed per passenger.”

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he’s shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, “Why are you shaking so badly?” (More…)

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